I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
The anatomy of a Chihuahua.
when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget